MARKETING: OLD PREACHER SHOWS HOW

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Billy Graham

it’s coming under the door

before everything out there freezes

not like slaters with all those busy feet

but more streamlined and confident

and flat and wide

like a mat of slug

expanding into the kitchen

it peels open horizontally like a zip

the top lip curling up and out with those hairy teeth

and then the flouros go on at the back of its ten foot throat

and out steps Billy Graham in an overcoat

King James Bible in his hand

Hullo he says

I’m Billy Graham

the damn thing’s phlegm all over him

Philip White

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