“Sod the wine, I want to suck on the writing. This man White is an instinctive writer, bloody rare to find one who actually pulls it off, as in still gets a meaning across with concision. Sharp arbitrage of speed and risk, closest thing I can think of to Cicero’s ‘motus continuum animi.’

Probably takes a drink or two to connect like that: he literally paints his senses on the page.”

DBC Pierre (Vernon God Little, Ludmila’s Broken English, Lights Out In Wonderland)

Winner: Booker prize; Whitbread prize; Bollinger Wodehouse Everyman prize; James Joyce Award from the Literary & Historical Society of University College Dublin

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“On form, Philip is Australian wine’s Kerouac, Hemingway and la Montaigne rolled into one.”

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23 May 2013

FIRST McLAREN VALE GEOLOGY TOUR






















Vine scientist James Hook, left, of DJ's Growers and Lazy Ballerina Wines, with the author this morning at the beginning of the first of a series of geology tours of McLaren Vale.  In the midst of all that vegetation lies one of the few exposures of the Tapley's Hill Formation, the last of this priceless 700 million year old siltstone - which is perfect grape-growing geology - about to disappear beneath dormitory housing at Seaford Heights ... photo Bodhi Edwards

21 May 2013

OZ BORDEAUX OZ BURGUNDY


 
Paracombe Adelaide Hills The Rueben 2010
$21; 14.5% alcohol; screw cap; 93+++ points
As the 2009 model of this bargain Bordeaux-style blend won the highest points of any entry in last year’s Royal Melbourne Wine Show, I’ve been keen to see what the follow-up would be like.  Like?  Love. It’s brash now, in this its youth, and it’s more austere than the 09 was when it got all them big numbers in Melbourne.  But it has all the right ingredients to repeat the style, if not that staggering score.  It’s Cabernet sauvignon 46%, Merlot 23%, Cabernet franc 17%, Malbec 11% and Shiraz 3%.  French barrels have given it a nose-tickling edge, but the fruits are pressing against the barriers immediately behind, threatening to topple the fence and come spilling through. It’s all a briary tangle of blackberry, blackcurrant, blueberry, juniper and mulberry, and given another ten months, it’ll be in such balance and form that it’ll show great swathes of Bordeaux its dust.  Neat, precise, tight and tantalizing now; silk-and-velvet slipperyness coming soon. Slow-roast lamb belly in caramelized red onions, parsnips and mash is the go now while it’s tannic and taut; by Summer, when it’s softened a tad, it’ll be better with juicy cutlets and fresh black pepper with a squeeze of lemon juice.  Like the 09, it’s a stunning bargain at this price. Try to put some away.

Marchand and Burch Porongorup Chardonnay 2011
$73; 13% alcohol; screw cap; 93+ points
Jeff Burch, owner of Western Australia’s Howard Park and Madfish, formed this duet with Burgundian Pascal Marchand to edge the wild west a few notches closer to Burgundy.  More Mersault than Montrachet, this big bubba would trick many a discerning palate in the blind wine races.  Hazelnuts, cinder toffee (aka honeycomb in Australia) and gingernut biscuits wallow about the bouquet on most  levels, then there’s an angle of it that smells like the fur on a quince.  It also has a prickly top breeze like the granite of the Pongorurup Range (north of Albany) on a summer day.  The flavour’s rich and cuddly, approaching chamomile tea in some ways, and leaning gently against valerian and its powerful pheremonal iso-valeric acid.  Its sweetness, no doubt a result of the mysterious voodoo that occurs with wild yeast barrel ferments, is verging on the discernable, adding unction and body to what was already a formidable Chardonnay. A cassoulet from the beginning of winter, not the end, would do the business with it right now.  By the end of winter, when that pot’s been simmering away for months, absorbing no end of kitchen scraps, you’d have a Pinot.  93+ points 

HOGARTH HITS 40; BALUCH DEAD AT 80

 
Wild colonial old boys play on 
More Goonish than namesake
Hardly a pre-Raphaelite mob
by PHILIP WHITE   

You wouldn’t credit it.  The Hogarth Club turned forty.  It was formed by businessman Malcolm Eliott, of the Super Eliott bicycle manufacturers, and a gang of other well-schooled Adelaide dissolutes, many of them journalists, some of whom became editors  before descending to the lofty incomes of the nefarious public relations world, but also the odd lawyer, one of whom became Premier, and a sprinkle of thespians, one of whom became a beloved clown but started out in theoretical physics.  And others, of course. Complex mob.

The Adelaide Hogarth was always a bit more Goon Show than its London namesake, which lasted from 1858 to 1861 and was itself a radical artists’ group which splintered in turn from another radical artists’ splintergroup called the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood.  The PRB mob were opposed to the use of so much bitumen in the tinctures used by painters of the day.  The PRBs were gutses for colour.  The Art Gallery of South Australia has some fine examples of their vivid work: look for Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Edward Burne-Jones and William Holman Hunt.  Schmaltz.

Rather than revere and promote vibrant colour in their artfulness, the Adelaide lot always met upstairs in Chesser Cellars, in the clubby privacy of the Hogarth Room, where prints from William Hogarth adorned the somber timber-paneled walls, giving the whole thing the atmosphere of one of those gloomy old paintings whose pigment was full of tar.  



 

















However the general behaviour of the Adelaide lot was a lot more colourful than the room: hanging around that table upon which I believe the last drafts of the Australian Constitution were honed were Hogarth’s grim satires warning against the over-consumption of gin. Hogarth considered beer the better beverage for Englishmen. 

I was introduced to the table at an early age, and immediately noted it was free of women, which was a trouble to me.  I love ’em.  As with blokes: it's especially the smart ones.  Samela Harris sometimes attended, but usually sat up the other end.

Given the original Hogarth Club’s hatred of bitumen in the tincture, I was always fascinated by the Adelaide mob’s fearless attitude to the remorseless schlücking of it in wine, especially if it bore a high price and was brought there by somebody else.  Regardless of their fat stipends, notable gentlemen, one of whom warned me straight off that he was unlikely to ever give me a job, but that I may shape up in time, tended to leave their Hungry Dan’s aside until my bottles were pillaged.  I could never blame them.

One of the loveliest wines I’ve ever had, just for example, was a pre-war Pinot noir from Chile which David Wynn had given me.  I took that to the Hogarth, and while it finished and won its sprint in unseemly haste I have never seen anything like it since. 

There are six longstanding rules of the Hogarth Club, the first being that Philip Satchell must always have the cold soup.  Second barred Wayne Anthony from port; third ruled that the late Tony Short was banned from ever telling the white gorilla joke.  Four: Edmund Cyril Colbek Pegge is quite simply barred from the table for life, a law Pegge  belligerently insists on breaking; five: if a member brings a guest more than twice, that person is then a member and should thenceforth pay for their own lunch.  Regulation six declared that no gentleman should leave the room until requested to do so.

Then there came the rather unusual regulation that dessert should be sung. As landlord  Primo Caon, and others before him, offered a choice of desserts, the mob decided that the best choice was the one whose name could be best sung to the tune of a well-known melody; any melody.  On a good day, especially when the port was already properly broached, the Hogarth could put up a damned respectable male voice choir.  This was often known to swell in especial mellifluence after dessert was had.

Eventually, Papa Caon famously found the financial regulations of the day impossible to abide, and Chesser closed.  The Hogarth now meets at Jolley’s Boathouse, where the fortieth anniversary lunch was bulldozed.  As if to punish their parsimony, Jolley’s charges a damn lot more than Caon ever did. Go get ’em, Jolley’s.


Before I ran to the country and became a much less regular attendee, I strove to take fascinating guests, especially women.  I doubt that anyone will match Tony Brooks arriving with the great New South Wales politician Billy Wentworth, descendant of the fathers of that colony of the same name; he was Mungo McCallum’s uncle.  But I tried.  That magnificently thirsty writer Shiva Naipal (right) was at the front of my attacking cadre, but I preferred to take women when I could find them.  I recall a rather told-you-so reception to my prickly guest, the chef and author Gay Bilson, and precisely the opposite when I arrived with the exotic dancer, Doody, who was far too smart for the ones down our end.

One principal woman I wish I’d had the nous to invite was that absolutely unique bush lady and Mayor of that isolated gateway to the Outback, Port Augusta, Joy Baluch. She woulda shredded ’em.  But there we were, sitting at our fat fortieth anniversary table the morning after her death of cancer at eighty, and I raised a toast to her.


 
Port Augusta Mayor Joy Baluch


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In the very early ’eighties, when Australia’s wine promotion scene swarmed with counts from Champagne, promoting the fizz from that region – there are counts everywhere in Champagne, many of them hired – I was invited to a special luncheon at Neddy’s, where one of these said counts was to award Joy a special gong from Champagne for her services to tourism in countryside Australia.  To protect the innocent, if any of them ever existed and survive, I’m probably pleased that I can’t seem to find my notes from that day, and have forgotten the name of said count and the famous fizz he represented, but my recollection is otherwise precise.

The count was a slender tailored suit conservative poshness from Reims, somewhat Germanic in attitude. Good English, quaint accent, impeccable manners. I was there, reasonably well-dressed but with punk hair. Kevin Rasheed was there, having won something for his exemplary Wilpena Pound resort in the Flinders, in new moleskines and a blue-and-white striped shirt and navy blazer. There was Theo, Joy’s husband, who spoke very little English and seemed happy to nod off to slumber during a meal that must have looked to him like something served straight from a kitchen in outer space.  Theo was already ill.  He wore a suit that appeared to have been bought when he was several stone larger.  And then there was Joy.


 Joy was a tall lass, even for a bushie.  A statuesque, well-built, outspoken, freckly fanger with a ranga afro beaten only by that mighty New Zealand author, Janet Frame, she arrived at table in a stylish fake fur over a bright red silk negligee consisting of long trousers with lace cuffs touching her strappy stilettos, and a matching chemise, which promoted her handsome freckled chest. 

Between the blunt bush lingo of Joy and hubby and the posh-schooled hybrid of Kevin and wife, and my attempts at being fluent in the language, lure and lore of Champagne, said count seemed rather lost.  While his eyes kept falling upon certain parts of Joy, one wondered what he imagined these resorts to be like, these outback oases he’d been sent to the other end of the earth to acknowledge if never ever actually, er, visit.  And he seemed to get stuck on chef Cheong Liew’s stunning kangaroo sashimi, which may have been illegal, but was quite appropriately raw.

“I was bloody shocked when the lad arrived at my place from the couriers with that bloody giant bottle of Champagne,” Joy told the count of the day she learned of her gong at her Pampas Motel in Port Augusta.  She was always more of a worker than a drinker.  “He said ‘Shit you must be flash, Missus, getting your piss sent in from France’. 

“And you know,” she continued, “it’d be raining bloody brick shithouses before anything like that hit me.”

No it wouldn’t, you dear departed warrior queen of the desert’s edge.  We know few of the wildnesses you encountered in your constant battle to have your wilderness patch recognized.  I apologise for never inviting you to the Hogarth.  It might have been raining bloody brick shithouses, but your fearless discourse and delivery would’ve bounced ’em off the oak-panelled walls.  

Fair bloody dinkum.

And happy fortieth, you old bastards.
 

Jolley's Boathouse, Adelaide ... Primo Caon addresses the Hogarth Club on the occasion of its fortieth birthday ... photo Philip White

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ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW:

Joyleen Thomas, Chair of the South Australian branch of National Aborigines and Islanders Day Observance Committee, discussing Joy Baluch with Peter Goers on ABC 891, Monday 20th May 2013:

PG: How did you regard Joy Baluch?

JT: Well, you know, people talk about her as being a very strong woman, which she was, and she led that community for very long ... for a long number of years, even when I was in high school, she was the mayor there even when I was in high school in Port Augusta. But I’m very disappointed in that I don’t think Joy used her powers there and her position to progress things for Aboriginal people in that area.

So I’m a bit disappointed that she didn’t do as much as I think she could have done for Aboriginal children.

PG: What more would you like to have seen her to do?

JT:  Well there’s nothing in Port Augusta for young people to do.  And we chose, Roger and I, we chose to bring our children out of Port Augusta to Adelaide and we moved to Adelaide in 1985.  And that was because we couldn’t see that things were changing for our children, and we wanted to bring them to a place where they had lots of opportunities.



Joyleen Thomas, chair of the  National Aborigines and Islanders' Day Observance Committee, South Australia.  Joyleen's a Kokatha woman "with relationships extending  across  South Australia and the Northern Territory, particularly to the Yunkunjatjara, Arrente and Arabunna people. Joyleen is a sister to 10 siblings and a mother of two adult children."
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PG: You could say though that for most rural communities black or white you could say that there was a lack of opportunities for young people.  Joy created the Dry Zones which have then swept the nation. How do you regard them?

JT: To me the Dry Zones are a bit like Ethnic Cleansing in a moderate way - not to the extent that we’ve seen in other countries - but it’s about removing Aboriginal people from the public view.  And I think that’s what it’s done.  I think that’s what it was meant to do, and that’s what it has done.  So really we haven’t fixed the problem.  We’ve moved it and we’ve hidden it.

PG:  I think Dry Zones were first trialed in Port Augusta.  Because Port Augusta is a meeting place isn’t it for lots of Aboriginal people.  The only thing is, and I supported them [Dry Zones] in Victoria Square, mainly because I thought ‘What good does it do to see people, black or white, or whatever, rolling around drunk, and in some cases abusively drunk?  How does that help anybody? What do you think?

JT:  I think we’ve tried very hard to bring Aboriginal people back into the Square and into public places and the State government did have a really strong push around reclaiming some public space and making sure we were having Aboriginal events there, but I think what we’ve done is we’ve pushed it to the edges and we haven’t really provided the services, so it’s really hidden them from us.  Do we really know what’s happening out there? Do we know what’s happening under the bridges?



The night of her death, this portrait of Mayor Baluch appeared beneath the bridge which has since been named after her.  Artists were locals Craig Ellis and Angelique Boots; photo by Larry Martin.

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PG:  Quite. Very strongly put.  And in Joy’s defence with the Dry Zones, and I know this criticism of her treatment of Aboriginal people is not new, but she did once, when I was there, and I went for a drive with her, and she very proudly showed us the Aboriginal community housing.  She was very proud of that.  I think it’s a good thing is it not?

JT: I’m not sure – the Aboriginal?  Lake View?

PG:  I don’t know where it was.  It was sort of to the back of the town.

JT:  Yeah.  So it’s out.  Going towards what was Davenport community.  Well it is Davenport community now.  It was a reserve.  And before that it was part of a mission. And there was a children’s home there.

PG:  And what do you think of it?

JT:  Of the Lake View?  Lake View is actually – I think they’ve done some work upgrading the houses.  I used to work on Davenport back in 1973, and the housing was very poor.  They were tin sheds with cement floors and some of them were asbestos. So there are different levels of housing there.  I think they’ve tried to renew the housing.  But a lot of people have moved into towns and into the township itself.  Davenport still doesn’t get the services that other communities get.  It doesn’t get a rubbish collection or bus services or any of those basic services that we expect in townships, in, say, Port Augusta or any one of those townships.  So it doesn’t get those essential services that everybody else takes for granted.

Lake View was put there to try and capture some of the itinerant people.  People coming down in the summer holidays; people coming from northern or remote areas, so that they had places to stay.  Because it’s quite expensive to come and stay in Port Augusta coming with not very much money.  You’ve got medical expenses.  And if you want to go shopping from Davenport or from Lake View you have to catch a cab. And so that adds to your expense. And if you’re unemployed you’re not on a lot of money.

17 May 2013

GLORY VINE SAYS IT ALL

At my front door ... photo Philip White

14 May 2013

COUPLA TOP NEW SOUTHERN REBS


Cradle of Hills McLaren Vale Route du Bonheur GMS 2011
$25; 14.5% alcohol; screw cap; 94++ points
Daughter Georgina Smith came up with the brand name, Mum Tracy runs the vineyard and did the artwork (Shiraz lees on paper) and Paul Smith makes the wine in this brave little outfit on the Kurrajong rubble of the piedmont near the Victory Hotel.  These Smiths have quietly, quickly moved to the pointy end of McLaren Vale quality winemaking, leaving many of the established names gulping in their wake.  This cool baby’s lush with cherry juice, blueberry, and black and redcurrant.  True to the pure and clean vineyard regime of horticulturer/environmental scientist Tracy, the wine is disarming in its bright, healthy freshness.  It smells like a Burgundian fruiterer’s display.  The flavours are intense, the texture silky, the length and form of the wine utterly delicious.  About three-quarters of the way through we get a lick of oak which adds spice to the allure.  This wood is nowhere near as sappy as those were, but it brings to mind the ultra-slick Black Label Wolf Blass Jimmy Watson Trophy reds of the ’seventies.  Which raises an interesting thought: responsible organic vine gardening and tiny back shed winemaking can come up with a wine whose style is very damn close to the best wines of Australia in the pre-refinery days.  Come to think of it, Blassie’s winemaker, the mighty John Glaetzer, made those three Jimmy winners in a colorbond shed not much bigger than Smithy’s. Watch this space.    

Yangarra Estate McLaren Vale Roussanne 2012
$25;  13.6% alcohol; screw cap; 94+ points
First disclaimer: I live in a small rented flat near Kangarilla, in the Yangarra vineyard in which I have no financial interest, unfortunately.  Second disclaimer: I love this new wine.  It grew where the Maslin Sands ironstone meets the Kurrajong Formation rubble: rounded riverine rocks washed down over the faultline from the mountains that towered over the Willunga Escarpment until last time the world melted and the ice and snow washed them away in violent effluvia of a scale we simply cannot comprehend.  I’m talking about aroma and flavour here, not fruit.  Forget all that standard white wine language about limes and citrus and stone fruits.  Third disclaimer: I’m white in more ways than one, and carry the scars of many stonings, and I think that if it’s fruity descriptors that you want this smells like avocado and white sapote (Casimiroa edulis – the Mexican sapote, not the Vietnamese).  But it predominately smells like all those rocks bashed to powder and dust in one king-hell mortar and pestle.  Most sommeliers and wine writers call this minerality.  I call it rocks, because not all minerals are rocks and this smells like those rocks it grew in and seems nothing like well-known minerals such as asbestos, mercury, salt, arsenic, ice or gold.  Which brings me to actually drinking the stuff.  Pretty much more of the above, really, with perfectly slimy flesh – avocado and white sapote, funnily enough – and that dusty dry extremely fine-grained tannin that tastes like all those rocks smashed into powder.  As for an accompanying dish?  Richard Olney’s cool Provencale bean and pork belly stew is perfect.  I reckon it’d be one of the very few wines which could handle the bitter tannins of the artichoke, but I haven’t tried that yet.  Otherwise, it goes deliciously with avocado, olive oil, lemon juice and black pepper, or, even more simply, sliced white sapote.  And oh yes.  They don’t make much of a big deal about it, but this wine was grown and made while the vineyard was in transition to full biodynamic and organic certification, so the wine has no herbicides (like the dreaded Roundup), and no pesticides or synthetic chemicals, which makes me very happy. Not only do I love putting the wine in my body, but my body loves living in the vineyard. 

11 May 2013

COOPERS OF AUSTRALIA: NOT A BEER

The hand of cooper Glen Schulz, photographed by Dragan Radocaj 

No fingernail polish in sight
Tailors cutting  timber to fit
80% of Australia's barrels
by PHILIP WHITE 

“Not many of these blokes will be doing fingernail polish advertisements,” I thoughtfully advised myself.  

I couldn't help noticing the lack of representatives of the Women In Wine movement at the table, but that's another issue.

The snappy James Lindner, of Langmeil Wines at Tanunda, was giving another of his remarkable lunches.  A notable precursor was the amazing day when the 94 year old Dr Ray Beckwith stood up and for the first time in his life told the story of his discovery of the importance of pH in winemaking in the ’thirties.  No-one who attended will ever forget that. 

Attendees probably won’t forget this one, either.  It was in honour of the coopers of the Barossa: 24 men from seven barrel factories.  We worked out that between them, this long table of blokes makes about eighty per cent of the wine barrels used in Australia.



How cool is this? Third pair along, Alex (left) and Peter John (opposite) run Australia's biggest cooperage, A. P. John's, on Basedow Road, Tanunda. 
 

“If we’d had this lunch twenty years back,” one sage remarked, “with the old blokes, there’d be more fingers missing.  Occupational health and safety, eh?”

There’s been a great deal of bullshit spoken about oak.  Most wines that boast of having oak have never seen a new barrel.  At the extreme, usually illegal end, charlatans may resort to essence of oak chips, like the shipment I innocently signed for upon its arrival at Rothbury wines thirty years ago.  While I suggested there was sufficient there to turn Sydney Harbor into Chardonnay, Len Evans’ shotgun rider insisted the turps was for laboratory use only. 

Within the law, sawdust, shavings, chips, planks and innerstaves make up most of the oak which is not your actual barrel.  A bag of shavings, for example, is called a “tea bag”.  In the business, we jokingly call this “small oak”.  The back labels might claim “small oak” occasionally, but these days you’re more likely to spot the word “subtle”.

“Oak alternatives, we call that,” explained Master Cooper Peter John, who runs Australia’s biggest cooperage, A. P. John, in Tanunda.  “That’s the stuff that goes into the wine, rather than stuff the wine goes into.  Between fifteen and twenty per cent of our sales revenue comes from oak alternatives.”





But while the men around that table are very happy to make a buck selling their offcuts to winemakers who won't pay for real barrels, their pride is in their barrel craft, and brazen  barrel-chested pride it is.  Barrels do healing things to wine that no shovel of sawdust or onion bag of shavings can ever do to a big steel tankful of over-irrigated petrochem mentality Ozplonk.  

Yeast, for example, is a single-celled fungi which falls to the bottom of a barrel after fermentation, during which it has turned sugar to ethanol.  As it dies and rots, its remnants release mannoproteins and polysaccharides which soften tannins and acids.  Through a mysterious electrostatic process, these tiny dead bodies will gradually line the entire inside surface of a barrel, so if the wine goes into the wood it passes through a layer of these compounds, and when it comes back out of those millimeters of oak cells it passes through those dead yeasts again, as if they were a flavoured strainer.  This electrostatic exchange does not happen to sawdust in a bloody huge steel tank. 

Peter’s a fourth-generation cooper.  His mighty dad, Master Cooper and fellow Baron of the Barossa, Warren John, died recently, triggering the idea of this lunch; Peter’s son Alex is being groomed to take over in due course.

Coopers are deemed worthy of great respect in the Barossa.  Richard Lindner, James’s dad, said he thought he’d get along to Warren’s funeral early.  “You know Whitey, get to the service twenty minutes before it started, find a quiet seat and remember Warren.  Not a chance.  The crowd was that big you couldn’t get near the church.”

“When I started in 1976 we were an artisan cooperage making a hundred barrels a year for Grange,” Peter said.  “The breach Alex is preparing to step into is gonna be a helluva lot different to the one I walked into.  We make 30,000 barrels a year now.  We generally have around thirty employees.  It’s a different world.  I was very lucky.  I learnt on the go.  Alex has been through every analytical wine course we can find.  He’s studied the science and chemistry of wood, of polyphenols, the chemistry and physics of grain spacing, cool climate oak versus warmer, the whole deal.  Everything we can learn from the cooperages of the USA and France.”

Apart from that book learning, coopering is tough physical work.  Barrels are heavy.  Oak has splinters.  When you toast barrels, to release the wood’s natural vinillins and caramels, you use fire.  Fire burns.  Shaving machines and electric planers, hammers and hoop drivers are hard violent things.  It takes years and fingers to learn to wrangle barrels quickly and efficiently.

“Say when one of these young blokes start, when they grab a barrel, they’re slow,” said Anthony Werner of Cooperages 1912, just up the road from A. P. John’s.  “You gotta learn to be careful.  It’s dangerous.  Takes a long time to learn.  Lots can go wrong.  So like a young feller might take four or five hours to work through thirty barrels.  I can shave thirty barrels in about an hour forty-five, but I’ve been doing it for seventeen years.”


Shaving a barrel is not building a new one from scratch, but removing the the head from an old one and shaving its interior to release a fresh oak surface to the next wine.

He’s talking about puncheons, barriques, hogsheads and the like.  Wood you can roll and stack.  Some jobs are a lot bigger.  Out of his fifty years of coopering, Glen Shulz says the biggest, trickiest job was one he and Peter John worked on at the Riverland Fruit Cannery.  To break citrus peel down for jam manufacture, the factory used a powerful acid brine solution that would eat concrete and stainless steel.  So the lads took their timber and tools up the river and built the biggest set of wooden vats Australia is likely to see.

“They were 100,000 litres each,” Peter recalls, a little ruefully.  “We built nine of ’em.”   That's him in the Peter Frampton haircut below.





 
“It was bloody dangerous,” Glen said.  “We’d have half the staves in place on the base, just standing there, and if you got a gust of wind the whole lot of ’em would fall on you.  But we got it done.  It was a challenge.  But you know, we were young ’uns.  We enjoyed it.  We were proud of what we did.  And then the ownership of the jam factory changed or there was a takeover or something and the whole joint shut down.”

Coopering has bizarre timeframes.  It commonly takes about 120 years for a French oak to grow big enough to supply enough suitable wood to make a couple of good barrels.  People wince at the notion of beautiful trees being cut, but the consolation is the simple fact that the French are great foresters, an activity they delightfully call sylviculture.  Forest land is farmed for a profit, just like any other farmland.  Professional sylviculturers select the blend of trees required to keep a balanced, multicultural forest with straight marketable trunks.  One quarter of France is under forest, and a third of that is oak.  The French have reforested two million hectares of land since the destruction of World War II.

The French sell trees by auction.  A tranche of forest is mapped and delineated, and the composition of its timber recorded.  Potential buyers inspect the trees, and are permitted to take cores from their trunks to check the suitability of their grain.  Only a certain percentage of the trees in any tranche are marked for removal, and these can be of various species.  The buyer is obliged to remove all the trees marked for harvest, whether he wants only the best oak or not: buyers must have contacts in many industries requiring timber in order to sell all the wood they are obliged to harvest but do not need.  The auction is Dutch: the auctioneer starts at a high price and comes down.  First buyer to break ranks and poke a finger up gets the timber.  The auctions are very tense; much Gauloise smoke fills the air. The buyer is then obliged to remove the designated trees within a certain period of time and make the forest clean for the replanters.  And so the cycle repeats.

So a cooper like Peter buys oak from the forests he prefers through a French agent, and the wood is shipped to the Barossa, cut, or split, and stacked outside for 35 months seasoning before a barrel can be made.  While A. P. John is now backed by a French cooper, they also sell American oak products.  Conversely, Cooperages 1912 has an American backer, but also sells French oak.

These are coopers of formidable reputation: A. P. John exports around 3000 barrels per annum, to the USA and Europe; barrels made from oak grown in the USA and Europe.  But that wood is seasoned in Australia's clean air, which makes a difference to the most sensitive and sensible winemakers.


So what happens, with such extreme timeframes, when the wine business takes a downturn, or the fashion for overtly sappy new oak wanes as it is now mercifully doing?

“All coopers are having a tough time in terms of profitability,” Peter says.  “The sheer scale of our inventory, the exchange rate … things work against you.  This is our leanest year in ten.  Australia has some of the most respected coopers on Earth, but we’re also amongst the most expensive.  But, you know, we’ve had 25 exceptional years, and we can tolerate a cycle like this.  We adapt.  Like with this trend to more subtle oak in the premium wines, and the demand for older used barrels increasing, we now trade heavily in used barrels.  We buy more than any other cooper.

“Then, on the other hand, we must innovate.  Like we’re keeping a very close eye, through our French connection, on this new demand for egg-shaped or amphorae-shaped  oaks.”

And the current fad amongst bearded naturists who insist ceramic amphorae are the go?  Is Peter John looking for a claypit?

“Nah.”  





Back row, left to right: Graham Heinrich, 34 years coopering at Heinrich's and Yalumba; Richard Lindner, proprietor of Langmeil Wines, our host; Dylan Pratt, one year at Heinrich; Jeremy Miles, twelve years at Heinrich; Glen Schulz, Schulz Barrel Co. fifty years coopering; Kent Norris, YN Oak; Andrew Young, YN Oak, 35 years coopering; Malcolm Heupeuff, YN Oak, 47 years coopering; Nick Bishop, YN Oak, sixteen years coopering; Warren Schutz, A. P. John, 29 years coopering; Peter John, 37 years coopering at A.P. John; Ashley Redden, A. P. John, 37 years coopering; middle row, l-r: Alex Thompson, fifty years coopering; Jacob Pitt, three months coopering at Stillers; Matt Prior, Keg Factory, seven years coopering; Robert Westover, Keg Factory, five years coopering; Andrew Stiller, eighteen years coopering at Stillers; Daniel Wall, Stillers, thirteen years coopering; Alex John, seven years training at A. P. John; front row, l-r: Neil Heinrich, twenty years coopering at Yalumba and Heinrich's; Andrew Broad, Yalumba; Shaun Gibson, fourteen years coopering at Yalumba; Corey Reuhr, fifteen years coopering at Yalumba; and Anthony Werner, seventeen years coopering at Heinrich, which is now called Cooperages 1912.  All the luncheon photographs are by Dragan Radocaj.  

07 May 2013

CASTAGNA VIBRATES UNDER A FULL MOON




As good as wine tasting gets
Genesis from then to now
And tasted on a root day!
by PHILIP WHITE   

Away back on the other side of last vintage I sat down at the laden table of the Castagna family at Beechworth, on the northern foothills of the Victorian Alps. To me, this is as good as wineries get.  While I think about thirty of Australia’s 2600 wineries make consistently brilliant wine, Castagna is as close to the top of that thirty as I would care to measure.

Or could measure.

No need to remind my long-term readers how I feel about stuff like that.  But for those who came in late, a tasting like this at Castagna is such a flash of stately brilliance that I wish I had to walk home from Rome across China to Shanghai or somewhere, just to fully digest these notes.

Julian and Adam Castagna first gave me a tasting of barrels.  2012 Shiraz in a new Burgundy barrel? Creamy, creamy in the mouth; crème de cassis; sublime intensity and elegance.  Finish?  Pickle of granite in acid and mace.

Same wine in a Bordeaux barrel? Still creamy, but much more austere and precise: pencil shavings and more gradually tapered, like Bordeaux.

Same wine in old barrel?  More like the most soulful of Castagna.  And on we went.  Same vineyard picked eight days later with one per cent more alcohol in a new Burgundy barrel?  Another beast again.  This was architecture more than cooking, the most precise shard of a wine, agro allspice, sandy smashed windscreen tannins.  Gehry.  “I’d never use Bordeaux oaks on stuff this strong,” Julian said.  Same wine in a barrel from another Burgundy cooper?  The wine’s much more pungent, sick and creamy on the one hand, yet as edgy as wet hessian or burlap or the wheatbags of hemp seed we could get at Charlicks in the seventies.  It was called Racing Pigeon Food.

So there we went, on through the dancing mysteries of Castagna Sangiovese and Nebbiolo in different oaks – trippy – and right to the verge of one of the most exciting tastings this writer can remember in Australia or anywhere: a serious uncorking of a set of Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz, and a day to wallow in them.

My first contact with the Castagna occurred when the 1999 Genesis poked its noble head from a row of hundreds of glasses of masked Shiraz and ended up winning the highest points out of the thousands of everything tasted for the 2001 Top 100 in The Advertiser, South Australia's major daily.  For consecutive years thereafter, Castagna repeated the conquest with one wine after another.  Blind tastings; wines I’d never tasted before.  They kept winning.



Carolann Castagna (gardener, viticulturer, researcher and writer), sons Alexi (film-maker) and Adam (winemaker), and Julian Castagna (padrone)  with respective hounds on their veranda ... all these people are sublime cooks ... photo Philip White

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So here’s that wine again.   

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 1999 (13.5% alcohol; 96++ points).  “Not like any other Australian Shiraz,”  I scratched out.  “creamy, opulent, luxurious, harmonized essence of Shiraz, almost leaden in its incredible authority and weight.  The fruit simply melts into a pot of red gold.”  And then Julian butts in.  “This is off two year old vines,” he says.  “I took one bunch off every vine.  That’s all.  That’s all.  I think you’ll see that these wines are of this vineyard,’ he says.  “Of this vineyard.”

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2000 (13.5% alcohol; 95 points) shares the 1999s creamy wholesomeness, but it’s sharper in the herbals.  If the oak contributed any precise aroma to the ’99, it was mace, made from the peel of the nutmeg.  This is the nutmeg itself here in this 2000.  While still smooth and harmonious, this wine has feints of soot, licorice and star anise.  It’s more slender and sinewy, vivacious and bright than the ’99, and the better one to drink now, as it won’t last as long as that venerable.

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2001 (13.8% alcohol; 94+++ points)  smells like a three-year old wine.  It reminded me of Gago’s rad Bin 620 Penfolds, with all that brash confidence and luxurious intensity way beyond its short years.  I’m not saying it’s aged prematurely, but that it has adult flesh of the finest athletic form far too early for its own good.  And I'm begrudging in this praise.  It seemed as slender and athletic as the 2000, but then with air made itself more so, with more sinuous, snaky acidity and finer tannins.  A most refined and elegant wine on any table. And another one sure to swell with a decade of dungeon.

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2002 (13.5% alcohol; 96+++ points)  had more of a pronounced dried herbs touch than its predecessors.  It’s also minty, like peppermint, and impossibly youthful and bright.  It’s fruit is still fluffy, like a whipped confection.  Call me your little whipped confection if you like, as long as you tip this into me.  As it settles its minions onto the prairie of the palate, it brings a hint of chocolate
crème caramel from a great city restaurant many horses distant.  There is no other Shiraz like this. Astonishing.  Ravishing.

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2003
was not released. The vintage was not up to standard.

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2004
(14% alcohol; 93+ points) is where the
crème de cassis, the jujube fruits, licorice and star anise well together in a sullen sort of a well, giving nuffink away until you get it onto the laughing gear, where all the above are liberated very slowly, like one hostage at a time, surrounded by and scribbled upon by the heavy lead of the 6B carbon pencil.  The wine is slightly hot from its alcohol.  Profound and confounding.  Its heavy lack of primary humour reminds me of Dorris Lessing, but its fine silky tannins draw it out to a prime tension probly beyond Dorris.

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2005 (14% alcohol; 93+ points).  Oooh dear.  Musk, blackberry, blackcurrant, jujubes, jello, lipstick, tea tin, dried herbs, mace, bay, star anise, cedar, licorice, Marveer … and then, dammit, it smells like a clarinet!!!!!!!!!  Not the most intense, but one of the most entertaining of the Genesis suite.  The alcohol’s not particularly hot, but because the rest of the wine is more slender, with lower fruit levels, that 14% still seems overt here.  Answer?  Wait five years.  Or pretend it’s an oboe. Whatever it is, and whatever I think, will be two very different things once you have a wine like this in your glass.  It will take your heart away.

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2006 (14% alcohol; 96+++ points)  is probably one of the great Shiraz wines of history. Anywhere. After many hours of air, it still begrudgingly begins to release shards of fruit of impenetrable depth and compression.  It has the usual mace and anise and whatnot, but in a wine of this promise and provenance, who gives a damn? Everything else is here, so why not them? The only disconcerting thing is the tension of its compression: it’s like my buddy George Grainger Aldridge folding his vast frame into an economy seat.  There’s a pallet of this put aside somewhere.  I hope they keep it buried for another decade, at least.  It reminds me of the  Paul Jaboulet Ainée 1961 La Chappelle Hermitage.




Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2007 was not released. The vintage was not up to standard.

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2008 (14% alcohol; 94+++ points) is heavy metal.  Death metal.  I know of few wines so strangely, deliciously metallic.  It is welder’s flux, with the phosphoric acid of Coca Cola gnawing away at the blood pudding away below.  Not swearing it’s there, but you get my drift.  Juniper berry tannin.  Then there’s a range of fleshy flavours which kinda swoop in heroically like the Valkyrie or something off a Wagner single.  Sabayon, fudge, chocolate crème caramel are suddenly there as cushioning agents.  Come, sweet agents, cushion me!  Which all should serve to warn you that this wine needs to be left snoring for a decade more.  Very black magic.

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2009 (14% alcohol; 95+++ points) is a softer, more fleshy wine from the hellfire and brimstone of a vintage which saw many dead across the Alps of Victoria.  While the flavours are much tighter and more sinuous than the bouquet would indicate, with blacksnake acid and blackdust tannins, there’s a wallow of softer, much more cuddlepot fruit over the top, making the wine remind me of Welcome To Woop Woop.  This is the most approachable Genesis of the more recent  years. Which is never to say it’s a pushover.

Castagna Genesis Beechworth Shiraz 2010
(13% alcohol; 96+++ points) The time for rewriting is past.  “Impossible to understand,” my notes verbote, “at this its obscene zygotic mystification.  Face cream.  Blackberry leaf.  Carbon and black granite. Tourmaline.  Totally barren of sensuality and flesh. Gunbarrells.  Not one skerrick of humour.  NOT FUNNY AT ALL.”

So let that be a lesson to you.  My advice is NEVER miss a tasting of Castagna Genesis or anything else from that bonnie vineyard up on the rocky shoulder of Australia itself.  Just buy the wine and put it away and hope you don’t die too fast.  It is indeed about as good as we get from single vineyard Shiraz.  On Earth


If you think I’m wrong, there’s only one reason I can think of.  We did this tasting on a root day.  Fair dinkum.  A root day. We miscalculated.  Too much Full Moon.