“Sod the wine, I want to suck on the writing. This man White is an instinctive writer, bloody rare to find one who actually pulls it off, as in still gets a meaning across with concision. Sharp arbitrage of speed and risk, closest thing I can think of to Cicero’s ‘motus continuum animi.’

Probably takes a drink or two to connect like that: he literally paints his senses on the page.”

DBC Pierre (Vernon God Little, Ludmila’s Broken English, Lights Out In Wonderland ... Winner: Booker prize; Whitbread prize; Bollinger Wodehouse Everyman prize; James Joyce Award from the Literary & Historical Society of University College Dublin)





06 June 2017


not waving taking a selfie pizzapants marching to stop the Vietnam lamestream cystas on lawfare war sometimes we did it twice a week it worked as if the fewer friends one has left beshrewed presstitutes in the wine column crime racket bring shitgibbons wedding presidents all die of lockjaw chefwit a hole in their knowledge sittin in the supper club affluenza about who gets beat up most sulkage sittin in the eclectic chair thinkin this'll teach me askhole fools expect the grievous to find death easier roominatin cellarated dwuggled we got trouble with this unit looks like it might wanna leave the dataset holy water dragon milk recommendiations Charges R Yetjubelade in The Expeculator grime writurd stretching the skill set moved to ease concerns voombochoof stranded assets bad frangers ash blowers too much terrible out there I got a mistake in my genome bongwater complosions save your spit on the head spices didn't look like she'd ever had much of chance to get empty nose syndrome ad hookerie smelly wine hipstercrites kinshee wa-wa seeds a cottage is a hut with a cot a swillion problems in his raw code just off the fossil record mission creep we got trouble with this unit looks like it might wanna leave the dataset wants to get back to the biosphere ghost up the south write louder kissing babies to death down the stress rehearsal leave your spores at the speed of thought Trippie Alien just off the fossil record mission creep we got trouble with this unit looks like it might wanna leave the dataset vinetard crushing dentition cartel conduct knows which side his bed is buttered time we stopped appotionment I may have to arrest the development of this wine protective custody deanonymisation the weather beero says Floorio should expect an ongoing rain and wind event all call centres should have local knowledge event rain wind which was invented by Jesus blackout preaching box if you can't eat your friends who can you eat the question why gradually turns to when only fools expect death to be easier to handle as one sees more of it perfect barely-living example of twerpedness that tattered bastion of twerpitude in this matter of death the question together like everybody against all violence why like being led through the dark backwards out of the broke-down ghost train by your eight-year-old niece who walks leading you by your tie while you crawl from withering ridge cherophobiacs los tres spassers gradually turns to when scruvitude dipstick pull-through spasser idiot kvaj kvajpande makes it easier to bid them farewell pestilens plage plageånd the dead scree souls wine and spirits disruption business and the botox bordeaux full of nowness barn snakes like totally confucked mission creep we got trouble with this oval-looked skronky even if it rains in March fisherman's fart seconded my motion if you're not a good farmer in this country you just don't survive blazed hellbilly banal a word used mainly by north Americans and that's the fierce Peta smack dab in the middle he could be characterised as they'll get their claim and counterclaim country back The Beast headphones wine I'd like to ruffle live your life at war with itself whilst promising and the list of all its believers more checked in wants to get back to the biosphere loco loci Mama Laid surviving friends grows shorter a wine for trypophobiacs and the light-wing policy of the grubulated leaf-blower accubatin there in the thrill of the chaise all wined up churnalist maybe it's time to simply act wine with the knees out of its jeans bashment snowblowers raw code problems might obstressing was that a retail experience or a retail adventure I just had oh a retail event bandyarse flyer with graft in his sector unseat the most we got mission creep from this unit deeply-rooted inertia her plumage idiocracy that dream I never plagiarised maybe it's peanut allergy or is fear of the Abrahamic businesses being too happy because to suicide activism or his creators something tragic will happen looks like it might wanna leave the dataset komaglotzen wanna leave the dataset John Rau the binge watching galahs fly only for pleasure tonight aerobatics so clean and dismissive and impossible corner of this unholy trinity which is cast off backhanders at The Few richistan in the year of the sociopath General Slayage washed down five star she worked in a tit bar busy and happy come home smack the cigarette from my fingers filthy habit shed hiss between her fingers that fine chantilly lace needle holes in warshington hey Unca Philip when Trump gets in will Turnbull and Dutton photo©Leo Davis and the millions of Americans he hates escape to Australia send them to Nauru soon as we got him off the fossil record

before vintage - 170323 095300 - I tipped 800 random words outa the spare parts bin to make room for my eventual return to work ... both photos©Philip White ... my algorithm put a sort of cyclical chorus in the mess of ling ... no apologies ... nice to be rid of it


Mark Thomson said...

Thanks for that - I needed some parts for my grubulated leaf blower. Works now.

Wjitey said...

Santa fricka Maria! Holy Mother of babay Jesus! Miracolo!