“Sod the wine, I want to suck on the writing. This man White is an instinctive writer, bloody rare to find one who actually pulls it off, as in still gets a meaning across with concision. Sharp arbitrage of speed and risk, closest thing I can think of to Cicero’s ‘motus continuum animi.’

Probably takes a drink or two to connect like that: he literally paints his senses on the page.”


DBC Pierre (Vernon God Little, Ludmila’s Broken English, Lights Out In Wonderland ... Winner: Booker prize; Whitbread prize; Bollinger Wodehouse Everyman prize; James Joyce Award from the Literary & Historical Society of University College Dublin)


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11 February 2017

ELEPHANT POLO AND VANITY PUBLISHING


The newest trophy intellect I collided with in that dead reliable supplier of them, The Exeter, lives in Hong Kong. He pioneered modern steel production in China, but we didn't talk much of mining or engineering. Which is probly unusual for blokes like us.

Dave Garcia is the only bloke I've met to admit to playing elephant polo in Nepal. Through my glass darkly I recall him recalling the players being kept awake all night by the hollerin and trumpeting of the teams of female elephants tethered in a long row outside. Like thirty of them ... in the morning, leaning exhausted against the wall, was a big male who'd followed the pheremones in from the wild. Humans naturally interfering in nature, see?

We eventually tracked our clever female companions to the cool of Mother Vine, where Fergus McLaughlin had taken them for protection and cold Riesling. Photos by Biggles ... we weren't laughing about the elephants here, but I gotta say Dave made me laugh a lot

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