31 March 2017
YOU BETTER GET TO THIS
30 March 2017
TAKIN A RIDE ON SMIFFY'S TRUMPY
Time to take a ride in some Tim Smith red? Jeez he's good at it.
After working for decades around the Barossa for various large outfits, he knows the Big Valley's viticultural nooks and crannies like the skins on his drum kit, or the tank on his Trumpy Bonneville: you can learn a lot about a person by measuring the fetishes they hold closest.
Tim sniffs out the fruit he knows suits his style, and makes the wine in his own corner of the old Penfolds/Tarac complex at Nuriootpa, now named after my departed friend and mentor, the great wine scientist Ray Beckwith. Fitting. Ray always said "There you have the science. Now show me your art."
Ray Beckwith's last interview ... photo©Milton Wordley
For a warm-up riff, slap the Bugalugs by Tim Smith Barossa Shiraz 2016 ($25; 14.5% alcohol; screw cap). This, ahem, is his drink-quick line: a perverse tilt at Barossa Nouveau. Made from inky Shiraz? You bet.
Think of the scary powerhouse Mingus/Miles drummer Elvin Jones suddenly switching to a lazy bossa nova with Stan Getz and Astrud Gilberto. But this girl is from Nuriootpa, not Ipanema. And she may have started out cool and steady, but now she's driving the Triumph flat strap up Menglers in her leathers, not slinking along a beach in a bikini. The music gets faster.
Coffee. The oak reminds me of good coffee. Which is a change from the old chocolate-prominent oak that once was an easy hint that you had Barossa in your glass. Before the obsessive barista phenomenon hit town, Don Hannaford used to tell me that if they could make coffee taste as good as it smells, he'd drink it. I'll bet he'd have no trouble schlücking a jug of this. Not just because of that sultry aroma's introductory promise of caffeine, but via the ridiculously juicy black fruit that wraps around it. It's fleshy, curvy and healthy on the one hand; on the other, sinister in its frank and immediate seduction.
Whack her back a cog for the big sweeper round the Sculpture Park, and head for the hilltop by tipping some in: smooth as, with just a tickle of neat acid tidying the ultra-fine tannin. I was about to say "drinking, not thinking" but it's more than that if you get off the pillion, sit on the roadside, and watch her go. Once that risky thrill of hanging on lifts, you'll feel a lot more involved in the drift. Yum-O. Things could be a lot wurst.
Having absorbed all that, imagine what this bloke would make of a full-bore Barossa. Answer: Tim Smith Wines Barossa Shiraz 2015 ($38; 14.5% alcohol; screw cap). This is Elvin driving the Trumpy. Hill? What hill? Eight vineyards were raided for this ride: different sites, heights and geologies. Soot, stoves, sump oil in the pan. Dammit, this dude's riding the damn thing straight down into the ground, dragging the sunshine behind him. It seems leaner, meaner, more determined and shiny with sweat from that last big solo. Miles playing through his mute before he opens the trumpet right out and Mingus slaps that bass clean through to voodoo heaven. It's a friggin gorgeous thing: a spell-binder. Serious avant-guarde jazzrock on a motorbike built for those of us who enjoy confused senses. Just watch out for the finish. It never seems to come.
But it's not Elvin leaning across the tank, it's that girl from Nuriootpa, and as she passes each one she passes goes "Aaaaah."
I trust that makes everything clear.
Stormy photographed by Lana MacNaughton
GRENACHE: PICKING THE HIGH SANDS
McLaren Vale: Early this morning, on the hill outside my back door, I found pickers taking a selected parcel of Grenache from the Yangarra High Sands Vineyard. Typical of this vintage, the weather was chilly and damp, but the fruit looked and tasted very fine indeed. Tentatively, local winemakers are suggesting this will be a great Grenache year, in spite of all the wild weather woes of the growing season.
North towards Mount Bold and the Adelaide Hills ... all photos©Philip White
Below: looking west (roughly) toward the Gulf St Vincent, 15 short kays distant ... Vince is the patron of viticulturers and makers of wine. And vinegar ... this proximity to the ocean gives McLaren Vale what Wirra Wirra founder Greg Trott called "The best Mediterranean climate on Earth." The resultant maritime influence gives a more constant and higher background humidity than most other Australian vignobles, a factor I suspect keeps the tannins softer. More of that in later installations ... plenty of Grenache stuff to come!
My neighbour, Bernard Smart, planted the High Sands Grenache in 1946. Here he is with his wife, Mary, and Peter Fraser, manager and chief winemaker of Yangarra
Even the best hand-picked fruiterer's window grapes like these benefit greatly from a pass through the grape-sorting machine: here they come like caviar, cleaned of stalks, leaf and bugs, ready for the ceramic egg fermenters:
Michael Lane (left) and his assistant Dan Mullins. Michael, chief viticulturer and farm manager of both Yangarra and Hickinbotham Estates, studied horticulture and then pest management before committing full-time to viticulture. Dan came via The Terraces and Mountadam, before which he spent many years as a master chef for Gay Bilson at Barrenjoey in the Sydney Opera House before a big-time stint in Hong Kong and then London. Together with Peter Fraser these two have converted Yangarra from old-style industrial petrochem management to fully certified biodynamic and organic status.
North towards Mount Bold and the Adelaide Hills ... all photos©Philip White
Below: looking west (roughly) toward the Gulf St Vincent, 15 short kays distant ... Vince is the patron of viticulturers and makers of wine. And vinegar ... this proximity to the ocean gives McLaren Vale what Wirra Wirra founder Greg Trott called "The best Mediterranean climate on Earth." The resultant maritime influence gives a more constant and higher background humidity than most other Australian vignobles, a factor I suspect keeps the tannins softer. More of that in later installations ... plenty of Grenache stuff to come!
My neighbour, Bernard Smart, planted the High Sands Grenache in 1946. Here he is with his wife, Mary, and Peter Fraser, manager and chief winemaker of Yangarra
Even the best hand-picked fruiterer's window grapes like these benefit greatly from a pass through the grape-sorting machine: here they come like caviar, cleaned of stalks, leaf and bugs, ready for the ceramic egg fermenters:
Michael Lane (left) and his assistant Dan Mullins. Michael, chief viticulturer and farm manager of both Yangarra and Hickinbotham Estates, studied horticulture and then pest management before committing full-time to viticulture. Dan came via The Terraces and Mountadam, before which he spent many years as a master chef for Gay Bilson at Barrenjoey in the Sydney Opera House before a big-time stint in Hong Kong and then London. Together with Peter Fraser these two have converted Yangarra from old-style industrial petrochem management to fully certified biodynamic and organic status.
29 March 2017
BLADDER PACKS: A PERSONAL PERSPECTIVE
Many kind folk have been inquiring after my health, which has not been good, but is improving quickly. I am one very lucky unit.
After forty-plus years of criticising bladder packs and their contents, I grew one of my own: Due to a complicated series of spontaneous warps in the dark gizzard, culminating in edema of the bowel blocking my bladder valve, the latter organ nearly burst, leading to a great deal of complication, some rather ornate extraneous rubber plumbing, which is all gone now, and vicious pain, which hasn't quite, which in turn led George Grainger Aldridge to make this deadly accurate joke about me clutching at tubes all night for a full week after they'd been removed, much like amputees complain of pain in the phantom limb.
I can always count on George for acute observation. It woulda been a lot funnier had I not been filling my own bag with this particular vintage of Nouveau:
What I do for my work, eh? All back in working order now, like Sauvignon blanc, thankyou, if ginger. I must say the tap on this peculiar appendage was a vast technological improvement on any I've encountered on a wine bag. Just so's you know.
I owe my life to one very fast cabbie, the amazing people at the Flinders Intensive Care Unit, and the remarkable home attendance of the Royal District Nursing Service. Lifelong respect and thanks to you all!
And special gratitude to the local angels of mercy who kept my stove covered in beautiful broths and comfort food. I am in awe. Merci!
When I can, I'll get out and about and have a proper look at vintage. Word in the better camps says it's progressing very smoothly and well. Good luck you vendageurs!
Now, back to the royal cot.
After forty-plus years of criticising bladder packs and their contents, I grew one of my own: Due to a complicated series of spontaneous warps in the dark gizzard, culminating in edema of the bowel blocking my bladder valve, the latter organ nearly burst, leading to a great deal of complication, some rather ornate extraneous rubber plumbing, which is all gone now, and vicious pain, which hasn't quite, which in turn led George Grainger Aldridge to make this deadly accurate joke about me clutching at tubes all night for a full week after they'd been removed, much like amputees complain of pain in the phantom limb.
I can always count on George for acute observation. It woulda been a lot funnier had I not been filling my own bag with this particular vintage of Nouveau:
What I do for my work, eh? All back in working order now, like Sauvignon blanc, thankyou, if ginger. I must say the tap on this peculiar appendage was a vast technological improvement on any I've encountered on a wine bag. Just so's you know.
I owe my life to one very fast cabbie, the amazing people at the Flinders Intensive Care Unit, and the remarkable home attendance of the Royal District Nursing Service. Lifelong respect and thanks to you all!
And special gratitude to the local angels of mercy who kept my stove covered in beautiful broths and comfort food. I am in awe. Merci!
When I can, I'll get out and about and have a proper look at vintage. Word in the better camps says it's progressing very smoothly and well. Good luck you vendageurs!
Now, back to the royal cot.
McLAREN VALE GRENACHE: A STUDY
Unlocking Grenache in its
heartland
by PHILIP WHITE
The
Dodgy Brothers: l-r Wes Pearson, Peter Somerville and Peter Bolte
A few months ago I embarked on a bigger
task than the usual column: frustrated at the ever-increasing number of
Australian winemakers and indeed entire wine regions laying claim to the
reinvention of Grenache, I thought I'd attempt to nail the yarn once and for
all, starting in McLaren Vale, the region in which I choose to live, and
perhaps the region that makes the most of its unique forms of Grenache.
Part of
my procedure was asking a few McLaren Vale Grenache producers to explain it
from their own point of view.
"Whenever I’m talking about Grenache with
the uninitiated I always explain McLaren Vale's fascination with the variety by
pointing out its sensitivity to any and all inputs," Pearson says. "That
starts in the vineyard: where it’s planted, row orientation, soil composition,
geology, rainfall, pruning regime, et cetera."
Simple, see?
"The
variety has some challenges," agrees Hardy's Tintara winemaker Paul
Carpenter. "It is generally a variety that needs its youth thrashed out of
it, to give it some vine age to kill off its propensity to throw big berries
and crops. It can however be managed in the right hands to make very good wines
from young vineyards but requires huge amounts of attention to detail. So in
general it's old vine and it is a South Australian thing."
Paul Carpenter at the annual McLaren Vale geologies tasting photo©Philip White
Carps also agrees
with Pearson about the variety's capacity to reflect its particular site:
"Viticulturally its a vine that truly reflects its environment," he
says. "On the heavier soils it's more vigorous and requires a fair degree
of input to get to the desired quality where as on some of the tougher sites it
really does it itself and self regulates crop level and berry size due to the
challenges of site."
Bring in Mike Farmilo, veteran whom I first met
making damn fine fino sherry for Tom Angove up the River. That was a whole
lifetime ago; Mike has long esconced himself in McLaren Vale where he now works
as a consultant, making wines like Sue Trott's formidable Five Geese at the top
of Blewett Springs. Mike knows and loves the fruit of the Fleurieu; all its
nooks and crannies. His theories about the way Grenache reflects location both
informs and encapsulate the thoughts of many locals.
Put very generally McLaren
Vale Grenache grows mainly in the region's younger geologies: layers deposited
in the embayment within the last sixty million years. Even more generally,
these are of two major types: tight, dense clays, washed down in the last few
million years across the looser riverine Maslin Sands put down 34-56 million
years ago.
Profile behind Tim Geddes' Seldom Inn winery at the bottom (southern) end of Blewett Springs: organic stuff on top with calcrete, then wind-blown æolian sand, then a layer of alluvial ironstone pellets, and dense ferruginous clay at the bottom. If you went further down, you'd hit solid slabs of ironstone on top of the looser Maslin Sand, which covers the whole of the Embayment floor ... photo ©Philip White
When it's not covered in clay or other sand, like the very recent
windblown æolian stuff, which is much finer, this coarse Maslin sand has converted with
oxidation to ironstone, which you can see here:
The rocks surrounding and underlying this recent Embayment are between 500 million and 1.6 billion years of age.
To complicate
matters further, these riverine Maslin sands, washed down as the Mount
Lofty/Flinders Ranges wore away, are often capped by loose, wind-blown, or
æolian sands, put there in the last few thousand years. This is particularly so in the unique terroir
of the gullies of Blewett Springs and the more rolling uplands toward
Kangarilla at the vignoble's north-eastern extreme, where 'The Vales' becomes 'The
Hills.'
Southerly vista from near Sue Trott's Five Geese Vineyards, looking across the Blewett Springs gullies toward the Willunga Escarpment ... note the æolian sand in the foreground, blown in during the last few thousand years ... go down a few metres and you hit the coarser, ferruginous Maslin Sands, 34-56 million years older ... photo ©Philip White
Southerly vista from near Sue Trott's Five Geese Vineyards, looking across the Blewett Springs gullies toward the Willunga Escarpment ... note the æolian sand in the foreground, blown in during the last few thousand years ... go down a few metres and you hit the coarser, ferruginous Maslin Sands, 34-56 million years older ... photo ©Philip White
Bring in Mike Farmilo, veteran whom I first met
making damn fine fino sherry for Tom Angove up the River. That was a whole
lifetime ago; Mike has long esconced himself in McLaren Vale where he now works
as a consultant, making wines like Sue Trott's formidable Five Geese at the top
of Blewett Springs. Mike knows and loves the fruit of the Fleurieu; all its
nooks and crannies. His theories about the way Grenache reflects location both
informs and encapsulate the thoughts of many locals.
"In contrast to the
more masculine central McLaren Vale Grenache," Mike Farmilo explains
"which is more suited to Grenache Shiraz Mataro in my opinion, Blewitt
Springs Grenache has a floral prettiness: rose petals, with dried herb
complexity, spice, and even cinnamon and wormwood. In some years, it does have
some of the ripe, rich raspberry character of central McLaren Vale but
generally it shows an elegance and restrained ripeness. In cooler years you can
see spice and white pepper."
Emmanuelle and Toby Bekkers with Tourism and Agriculture Minister Leon Bignell at the new Bekkers winery and tasting room ... photo ©Philip White
Enter the Bekkers, Toby
and Emmanuelle, both winemakers. Toby is also a viticulture consultant.
"A valley floor parcel from the gravels
and clays of the Christies Beach Formation contributes density, structure and
framework to our Grenache, while Blewitt Springs and Kangarilla - both Maslin
Sands - fruit allows us some latitude to fine-tune the style," Toby says.
"The lighter weight and pretty aromatics of these later ripening parcels
compliment our more robust valley floor parcel."
While perhaps reluctant
to link Grenache flavour directly to geology - he suspects altitude is more
significant - Bekkers is happy to use the old geological mappers' trick of
adopting native flora as an above-ground indicator of geology and thence
flavour.
"One of my interests is looking at remnant native vegetation and
its relationship to site - particularly elevation and soil type," he says.
"Take Blewett Springs: vegetation: Pinkgum, Yakka, Banksia. Indicators of
deep bleached sand over orange clay. Combined with some elevation, this results
in really perfumed, slightly lighter bodied Grenache and Shiraz ...
"Compared to Seaview?
Vegetation: Mallee Box eucalypt, Casuarina, Wattle. Indicators of shallow red
or grey loam over rock, calcrete and clay. Restricts access to moisture. Lower
elevation and closer to coast means warmer and earlier ripening. Results in
darker-fruited Grenache/Shiraz and enhanced concentration. Tannin profile is
more intense/robust.
"In our case we use some of the denser material as
the core of the wine and then compliment it with some aromatic punch from
Blewitt Springs or Clarendon."
So that's a broad-brush summary of the sources in one district alone. Within McLaren Vale, Grenache, we seem to agree, is particularly deft at refecting the flavours of its source. Yet we've barely mentioned winemaking techniques; the recipes.
So that's a broad-brush summary of the sources in one district alone. Within McLaren Vale, Grenache, we seem to agree, is particularly deft at refecting the flavours of its source. Yet we've barely mentioned winemaking techniques; the recipes.
Start with the crusty Farmilo: "It
has been inspiring to see some of the young winemakers championing Grenache and
introducing techniques such as whole bunch fermentation and carbonic
maceration. Blewitt Springs Grenache, because of the more elegant and
distinctive fruit character, responds so well to these techniques, adding more
weight and complexity to fruit which is already interesting and producing
intriguing wines that you love to sniff, finding more characters all the time
as they open up."
Paul Carpenter thinks that Grenache, "in the winery,
is a variety that takes all the tricks you can throw at it. Or you can be incredibly
simple in the techniques used. I am employed at Hardys but before this I always
admired the pretty, somewhat elegant styles that came out of Tintara but also
really respect the styles of Yalumba. There's a wave of new producers making
these more feminine styles that I personally like."
If there's a chance of
rounding up this very brief introduction to what is already a long and confounding
tale, I reckon we'll go back to the scientist for his winemaking secret. "Once
it gets to the winery?" Wes Pearson marvels, likening the possibilities of
this bit to the complexities of terroir, "Same thing: crushed or whole
bunches; stems or destemmed; chosen harvest
ripeness; pre- and post-ferment maceration techniques; topping regime; oxygen
ingress, et cetera. What all this sensitivity leads to is the holy grail for a
lot of winemakers: a wine that can very effectively express the place that it
came from."
There is much of this yarn yet to spin. Watch this space.
The author tasting McLaren Vale Grenache in the Eileen Hardy room at Tintara ... thanks to Keith Todd and his estimable crew for permitting me the use of this beautiful tasting room ... of course the wines were first tasted blind in this two-day exercise ... I shall be adding much to this story over the next weeks, including tasting notes of the wines which caught my favour ... keep an eye out for updates by subscribing at the bottom of this scroll.
26 March 2017
ANOTHER SHARD OF EAST END HISTORY
Exeter publican Nick Binns with helper Gabriella Bertocci in 1995 ... photo Victoria Straub - East End Diary '96 (Wakefield Press) ... Gabs was chill gothmother cool to a wave of hungry losties ... she wasn't too big on, shall we say, unwarranted optimism ... below is the Parliamentary record of the Grievance Debate speech of the Hon Patrick Conlon MP, Minister for Police, to complain of Nick's retirement.
The Ex has since been in the very calm hands of Kevin Greg Esq.
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Having spotted me scrivening: a pleasant stranger reading my poems on Annabelle Collett's mosaic Xtables at the front of the Ex ... during Nick's time the Licensing Court judge agreed in extending the trading hours that discourse as commonly found and encouraged in the front bar, was in itself an important tourism attraction.
That was not at all an accidental breakthrough, as Nick had assembled a gang of witnesses so formidable, just from the corner of the bar closest the door, that the most recalcitrant brain could not fail to pick up a quick morning of light down the courthouse.
Like this wee snug: that wall: if you're not there you're nowhere:
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The Ex has since been in the very calm hands of Kevin Greg Esq.
.
That was not at all an accidental breakthrough, as Nick had assembled a gang of witnesses so formidable, just from the corner of the bar closest the door, that the most recalcitrant brain could not fail to pick up a quick morning of light down the courthouse.
Like this wee snug: that wall: if you're not there you're nowhere:
.
25 March 2017
ALLOURAN OTHER END OF THE SAWN-OFF
Licorice and peat and stove black make this smell acrid and
you'd think sharpish but there's a well of raspberry and redcurrant below with
a sort of marshmallow flesh. The flavours do a similarly dainty dance of
counterpoint, the allurin carnal bit being a little behind the double-barrel sawnoff
she's pointing atcha.
Them's deadly matching blue-black poles.
Those velvety peaty tannins are like a good year of Petit verdot: they're about vegetal lignin decay but come served here in a neat crema liqueur restritto, smooth and luxurious.
Then, as steely as a snaky bottleneck guitar, the acid comes up from the deep. Like fine coffee acid. Forget about it being a blend of the best Bordeaux red varieties. To my things, it's more Italian and high Tuscan in structure. Tomato leaf. Osso bucco with some black olives in the sauce sort of thing. Man, it has that fine cut.
I was sposed to drink one with Pike but dammit I opened it a couple weeks back before I fell in the Styx and all I got now is a slender memory of it all running down inside me, challenging, sure, crackin the whip, wavin the twellie, but with a wink of softer punishment to come. Which I now enjoy from a second bottle thankyou Mark. Still steely whiprod and hungry but you don't get anything soft from Pike either.
Them's deadly matching blue-black poles.
Those velvety peaty tannins are like a good year of Petit verdot: they're about vegetal lignin decay but come served here in a neat crema liqueur restritto, smooth and luxurious.
Then, as steely as a snaky bottleneck guitar, the acid comes up from the deep. Like fine coffee acid. Forget about it being a blend of the best Bordeaux red varieties. To my things, it's more Italian and high Tuscan in structure. Tomato leaf. Osso bucco with some black olives in the sauce sort of thing. Man, it has that fine cut.
I was sposed to drink one with Pike but dammit I opened it a couple weeks back before I fell in the Styx and all I got now is a slender memory of it all running down inside me, challenging, sure, crackin the whip, wavin the twellie, but with a wink of softer punishment to come. Which I now enjoy from a second bottle thankyou Mark. Still steely whiprod and hungry but you don't get anything soft from Pike either.
PS: I'm obviously talkin about the Blue Poles Margaret River Allouran 2014 which is a tidy 13.9% alcohol, $30, and perhaps even sold out.
24 March 2017
KA-CHINK TO CHUCK BERRY, CLEAN LIVER
Recalling two unlikely teetotallers
by PHILIP WHITE
When Kym Bonython brought Chuck to play the
Apollo Stadium in the early '70s, I think '73, my favoured reds were from
Kaiser Stuhl and Seaview. But to attend an affair of state of the order of a Chuck Berry show my tincture was always Jack,
or maybe Jim.
I was unabashedly influenced by Keith Richards, whose limo preference
then was Rebel Yell, which we couldn't get.
I'd moved on from Mildara Chestnut
Teal oloroso and the trippy Seppelts Sedna Tonic Wine for official occasions.
That latter tincture was a handy 22% alcohol Para Port infused with all sorts
of exotic herbal stimulants from the Andes, whose name was Sedna backwards. It
made one go forwards very quickly. You could buy it off the shelf at the
pharmacist.
I'd got well past my Stones Green Ginger phase.
They were
indeed backward, backwoods sort of ways. Young Aussie blokes trying to work
life out on the edge of the bush. Cityfolk mistook me for a hippy, when I was
in fact a throughbred hillybilly preacher's kid still pinching the Old Man's
car, which was full of my brothers' shotguns and Bibles in case of Sundays, with
liquor under the driver's seat when he was away preaching in Dixie or Belfast
or somewhere.
Brers Blanc: Stephen, Paul and Andrew with the Old Man's car 1973 my photo
My mate Stephen "Stuart" Sprigg was the Littlehampton publican's son who'd saved me from drowning in the baptising pond in the Bremer when he was the Callington publican's son. He was drummer in our thrash band out the back of the bottom pub in Mount Barker. The publican's son there was our other guitarist Chris Mitchell. I reckon Chris drank cider. He was a surf nut. Stuart drank Coke with one spirit or another. Hand-crafted Ready-To-Drink, see? Like poured from one bottle to another in the car. There were no glasses.
Brers Blanc: Stephen, Paul and Andrew with the Old Man's car 1973 my photo
My mate Stephen "Stuart" Sprigg was the Littlehampton publican's son who'd saved me from drowning in the baptising pond in the Bremer when he was the Callington publican's son. He was drummer in our thrash band out the back of the bottom pub in Mount Barker. The publican's son there was our other guitarist Chris Mitchell. I reckon Chris drank cider. He was a surf nut. Stuart drank Coke with one spirit or another. Hand-crafted Ready-To-Drink, see? Like poured from one bottle to another in the car. There were no glasses.
Stuart and Chris spent all day behind their bars pouring another RTD precursor, the
Hock, Lime and Lemon. This was whatever was in the riesling with Johnston's
Oakbank Lime Cordial and lemonade in a 15 fl. oz. "pint" glass with
ice. With soda you had the choice of less sugar, which you don't get in a tin.
Still a great drink in summer.
Another member of the consortium was also a drummer:
Thredgold the traindriver. I met him in the back row of my Old Man's church hall. He drank big bottles of Southwark Bitter and gave me a copy of Oscar Peterson's Night Train. He was a real precise clickety-clack drummer.
Drummers (ret.) Stuart and Threddie visiting the author, August 2016 ... photo Raylene Thredgold
Girlfriends,
who were mainly alpha-females and often nurses, were into Saturday-night
exotica. Like Tia Maria or Cointreau, or
if you wanted to identify with Janis, Southern Comfort. Sweet tawny port tipped
in a bottle of lemonade. Sam Wynn's Marsala and Coke. Sweet as.
Because those
were the chilliest Cold War days, vodka, considered a communist drink in my
neck of the woods, was usually out. The chic white spirit was Bacardi Rum. Originally a
Havana outfit, Bacardi was already establishing a new head office in the
Bahamas before Fidel Castro nationalised everything Cuban in 1960. But if you
hated them Communissss you got your girlfriend Bacardi.
She was already
old-fashioned, but jeez, Bridget Bardot drank Bacardi. Every daughter of a
Bible-basher I knew had a haircut like Bridget Bardot.
Fortunately, husky-voiced
malt whisky enthusiasts were beginning to emerge with feminism. And wine-drinkers.
Mizzo at Crazy Peter's '73 my photo
So what's
changed? The gender-based preference list has certainly smudged. A helluva lot
of hairy fully-growed men in blue singlets drink the sweet muck now.
But if
Chuck was to stand up again and play in a basketball stadium with those acoustics
Frank Zappa called "not too swift" a year later, I reckon he'd do
pretty much the same thing he did that night.
First, he met the band. There was
never a rehearsal. A few locals would be introduced to him and he'd give them
brief instructions. My night the poor souls walked on and began an
impromptu twelve-bar instrumental that
went pretty well for about seven minutes when Chuck was introduced by the Big
Voice man but after twelve and fifteen minutes the blues were slurring, Chuck was
still belowdecks and the full house was off its head with screaming anxiety.
Things were getting brittle.
Twenty years later, when I got to know Kym
Bonython during our time deliberating over the Bouquets and Brickbats Awards on
the Civic Trust Jury, he told the story of what went down backstage that night.
A bit of a whiff of it came on Monday when Spence Denny filled in for Ali
Clarke, the estimable Adelaide ABC Radio 891 Mornings announcer. Spence talked
about Chuck.
John Carlini called. He was Chuck's hired bassist for one Adelaide
show in 1976. "We met him five minutes before we went on stage. " John
said. "He came up to me and he said 'Who plays the bass?' and I said
'Well, me' and he said 'Well I want you to do da-dum, da-dum, da-dum' and I said
'What? Every song, sort of thing?' and he goes 'Yep. That's all I want you to
do'."
By the time Chuck made the stage on that show I saw, the da-dum,
da-dum was falling to bits but up he came eventually to suddenly bedazzle the
whole goddam hall. I dunno, thirty or forty minutes of his hits. It was
astonishing. Then he left but as the mob lost its top he avoided a repeat of
the earlier mess, came back on, did fifteen minutes of totally mindless My
Ding-a-ling and vanished.
My Ding-a-ling? C'mon. He didn't even have to play
the guitar.
There was no secret about how Chuck demanded a last minute stack of
raw cash before he'd strap on that Gibson and go upstairs to work. I can't
recollect the grim details of Kym's account but it had to do with the talent deciding
at the last minute that there wasn't enough folding in the suitcase so he
focused his attentions on a young woman against the wall while Kym scoured the
wallets of his mates in the front row to round up a little more consideration.
The
photos show that later that night, our cross-eyed entourage ended up drinking
beer from large bottles. Obviously having done my whiskey, I was back to the
oloroso.
Most of this photographic record has since been sensibly destroyed.
Kym was probably back at his joint (above, '92) paying his mates back and serving them stiff drinks. But like Chuck, he was never a drinker and stayed straight all his life. I suppose they both had enough risk without it.
I could go on ten times
that long writing of Chuck Berry's influence. His music and the perfectly-crafted
American naïve poetry of his lyrics. His audacious showmanship. His guitar. His
misogyny, which many still see as mere villainy. But I'll leave the last line
to the bloke who led me by example to American whiskey, who on waking to the
bad news simply tweeted "One of my big lights has gone out - Keith,
3/18/17"
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I love this priceless Johnny B. Goode, part of Chuck's amazing set in a French TV studio complete with wooden white audience in 1958
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