Blue Poles Margaret
River Teroldego 2012
$30; 14% alcohol;
screw cap; 93+++ points
Having worried this bottle for three days, I think I am
beginning to listen to it.
Until vigneron/geologist Mark Gifford shyly sent it with
a lovely hand-written letter, I had never heard of the variety. Upon opening,
it was a tightwad Presbyterian spinster of a thing, exuding not much more than
parsimony, sanctimony and piety. Not white and laced and powdered, but black
and tanned. What rendered that confusion worse, perversely, was the fact that over
those few short days, the Prezzies have gone to the Devil and approved open marriages
and the wine seems to have followed them in.
Praised be his precious and healing name!
After three days it's got the sort of smell that makes
one's nostril's twitch, as if coming home to one's wife to detect that wicked fleeting
whiff of Zorro having just escaped through the casement. The curtains are still
moving; the lass is sitting at the hearth, a little flushed. Patting the dress
down.
Fanning herself.
It's all black satin and grosgrain and boots of Spanish
leather. Moustache wax. Black cigar; licorice. Gun blue. Essence of olive leaf.
What was that bastard doing in here? Thrashing the missus with a kalamata
branch?
Reminding myself that it's a drink more than than the paranoid
dream of the cuckold, I tip some in there. It's a rapacious, slender, wicked
sort of thing, intense and slinky, with the sheen of a black panther, the cat
not the cats, with tannin like the lick of its big pink tongue. Never had
anything like it.
Teroldego, of course, comes from the Tyrol. The Alto Adige,
Trentino part of alpine north-eastern Italy, where one can smell the Austrians
over the hill. In fact, it smells a little like their Bläufrankisch red wine,
with its beetroot and borscht replaced by that rakish whiff of friggin' Zorro.
The extent of these mexing of my mitaphors is a good
enough indicator of how the damn thing leaves me twitching, wondering whether
to say anything or not.
I would drink it with grilled cacciatore sausage made
from the Tyrolean bear larded with the sparse fat of the wild alpine boar. And
then I would get down on my knees and grovel to her. I don't want to smell of
that. I want to smell like Zorro.
All this confusion comes leavened by the thought that
Blue Poles is geologically and vino-spiritually as close as Australia gets to
Pomerol and St. Emilion, where I'm sure one can be cuckolded, but I've never
smelt Zorro there, yearned for sizzling bear sausage there, or even had the faintest
hint of a dream of a drink like this.
Blue Poles makes Merlot and Cabernet franc and stuff. Probably
the best examples in Australia. This red makes them blue-bi-polar. North pole or
south? Where's Jackson Pollock when you need him? Oh, of course. He's screaming
up and down the Springs-Fireplace Road in the Olds full of liquor with the top down and a coupla
lasses. But look at this fine mess he's left us. Right. Yeah. Nah.
Does that help?
These images are from my 1972 diary. Let them both be a lesson to you. 'Keep a clean nose, carry a fire hose; you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.'
PS: Next day: This is the fourth day I've had this bottle open. The wine is finally settling to a sinuous, lissom, bone dry, wickedly tannic beauty that's beginning to smell like wine. It's a marvellous thing indeed. I'd recommend you flirt with your first bottle for a similar period of time, then stack a six-pack away, and try one each year until you devour the last in 2021, when I'm certain it will blow your cotton pickin socks clean off your feet. I stand by my initial food recommendation. It's a great wine to discuss - keep me informed of your reactions, eh?
5 comments:
The Wine Research Institute should be very interested in that organoleptic assessment Mr White.
Nailed it.
you're a crazy nutter whitey like seriously bloody mad but shit its good
Ridiculous Whitey.
Ridiculously good writing, I don't know that you've ever quite inhabited a wine, or been inhabited by one, like that before. I need a drink.
Was surprised the teroldego had passed you by until now. Seems it's your kind of thing - all that funk and acid and agitation. I recall when Mark first unveiled a sample of this at a BP tasting in Melbourne one blustery night a few years back now. We tasted through the regular BP wines, and then he wanted everyone to have a go at the 09 Teroldego blind. The memory has never left me - I knew I loved it, for all the descriptors you list above, but I was buggered if I could pick what it was. He was delighted of course, and we all grinned happily knowing that he had something very good going on. And you are spot on that a brief cellaring brings loads of new characters in, shifts a few of the older ones to other angles.
In short, opening a BP Teroldego is always an adventure.
ibogaine or peyote or both
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