“Sod the wine, I want to suck on the writing. This man White is an instinctive writer, bloody rare to find one who actually pulls it off, as in still gets a meaning across with concision. Sharp arbitrage of speed and risk, closest thing I can think of to Cicero’s ‘motus continuum animi.’

Probably takes a drink or two to connect like that: he literally paints his senses on the page.”


DBC Pierre (Vernon God Little, Ludmila’s Broken English, Lights Out In Wonderland ... Winner: Booker prize; Whitbread prize; Bollinger Wodehouse Everyman prize; James Joyce Award from the Literary & Historical Society of University College Dublin)


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24 January 2018

THE POWER OF ONE OCTOPUS PIE



One of the canals of Sète, 'The Venice of the Languedoc' on the Mediterranean near Montpellier ... photo © www.tomcorser.com


À la recherche du temps perdu: good times can still roll if you're smart
 by PHILIP WHITE


It's all too human that good people are often driven apart by shared grief. The depth and savagery of the loss eventually become so confounding and crippling that we each need to take grief alone to the wilderness before we can afford to publicly live with it. Sometimes this takes years. Decades. Lifetimes. 

A couple of weeks back at a splendid luncheon at the Broderick family's Basket Range vineyard and winery I met Léa Bru, from the north-west Mediterranean town, Sète. It's next to Frontignan, near Montpellier. 

Long way from the Languedoc: the view from the Basket Range winery in the Adelaide Hills, source of intense, elegant blends of the Bordelaise varieties ... photo Philip White
   
Léa, who is the opposite of grief, brought a scrumptious octopus pie she'd made to her homeport recipe. Even before we'd broached its crust I was tripped to that proud seaside town, reminding me of a comrade, Francois Henri, who retired there after leaving his eventual chairmanship of Champagne Krug, and another, Dennis de Muth, who'd worked with Francois in Remy Australie through the 'eighties and loved to visit his old boss in France. They were best mates. With Clare and Ingrid, they'd hire a boat and hit the canals. 

Other determined trenchermen, Colin Richardson (left) and Stephen Tracey, also worked with them. Once we'd met, we formed lifelong friendships. We were bad. They sold distinguished products like Remy Martin, Krug, Paul Jaboulet, Charles Heidsieck, Quelltaler Estate and Blue Pyrenees Estate. Francois, Colin and Stephen are long dead; in the grief I lost track of Dennis. 

That handsome pie Léa made took me to those old cobbers via Sète, through the bottles of Basket Range, Craneford, Wendouree and whatnot before us; glories all. Long table fellowship in a breezy dappled shade. We were in Manet mode. Those bright Hills memories kept my brain bouncing for a week. 

The author with Stephen Tracey, on our way home from our last grand lunch together ... he was dying of cancer ... photo Milton Wordley

I wondered what had become of Dennis. Then I saw a newspiece on the ABC website: Syrian refugee lands dream job with Sydney silversmith company. Ping! Dennis had pursued the sacremental and ceremonial silverware business when he'd got as far away from the brutal new wine game as he could. The genteel, respectful, well-humoured days had gone in what their eventual Remy-Blass partner, the domineering Wolf Blass, called "essential industry ratchnalization." 

This yarn about the Syrian refugee landing the dream silversmith job had a whiff of Dennis de Muth about it. Sure enough, there he was in the story. Not only had he got into the sacramental silver business, but he'd bought and expanded Australia's last traditional manufacturing silversmith, W. J. Sanders. Amongst their many wonders, apart from a glittering line in wine chalices, the Sanders website provides videos of them making the Melbourne Cup and the Australian Men's Open Tennis trophy. I whizzed them an e-mail; Dennis called straight back. 

"Philip," he said, "you know all that respect we learnt in those days: the true worth of great things, their history, their provenance, their inner value? The high ideals of grand old families? Those are the ideals I've always applied to this old business we bought. Avo Bayramian is a master. He brings generations of silversmithing knowledge. His skills will spread to all our apprentices." 

Krug delivery truck in the '80s

I didn't ask whether W. J. Sanders provides any wine trophies to the industry Dennis escaped, but I imagine a crew of great craftsfolk accustomed to making Melbourne Cups, Australian Open trophies and chalices for Jesus' blood could produce a beauty that don't leak if the wine show authorities could scratch some style together and fill the old fountain pen up with chequebook blue. 

It's not gratuitous or demented bullshit about good old days I'm chewing over here. Since I first met these gentlemen and the wineries they worked for I have watched through sickening swings of boom to bust, from ecstacy to exhaustion; we have watched the industrialisation of the old Australian wine business. 

As the takeovers and bulldozers and vast irrigation networks boomed through those 'eighties, 'nineties and 'noughties, spitting out whoever got in the way, we saw even more savagery and grief in the retail world. This should have come as no surprise. When we invited leading political journalist and Canberra liquor stores owner Richard Farmer to address the Sydney Wine Press Club in June 1984 he began "Fellow drug peddlers..." and went on "I think we should dwell on the thought of what happens to this industry when we get chainstores taking over and applying chainsaw marketing techniques which cut down on the number of brands on the shelves ... 

"If you think there’s a bit of a scurry to get your goods on the shelf now, I think you should start worrying about the scurry that’ll happen when Coles and Woolworths control a great portion of the Australian Wine Industry." 

While the number of wineries increased tenfold by 2013, when Coles and Woolworths really began to take over as very few believed they could, there was a decline in the number of brands that survived their discounting. Now, even they themselves attempt to add texture and range to their shelves by making their own wine and hiring somebody with a haircut to think up names. Those big barns contain a lot more acres of bogus brands than any range of distinguished flavours. 

This change was not confined to Australia, of course. As the wine market truly transnationalised, the family that owned Remy Martin lost control. Krug was absorbed by Louis Vuitton Möet Hennessey. Remy Blass disappeared into Mildara Blass which disappeared into what is now Treasury. Or Adsteam or Southcorp or Fosters or whatever it was at the time. Quelltaler became Eaglehawk then Black Opal then Annie's Lane to be shut by Foster's and now be bought by Warren Randall's Seppeltsfield. 

Warren Randall in his mid-'eighties days winemaking at Seppelts' Great Western, where he became famous for his discovery of a yeast that made sparkling wine disgorgement easier and cheaper but it tasted horrid ... photo Philip White

Warren's making an increasing amount of Treasury's outsourced bulk wine under contract so Treasury faces less of the ignonimity of employing your actual winemakers and further distances itself from growers who want to buy socks for their kids to wear to school. 

So you have the supermarkets making their own wine while the likes of Treasury increasingly pay somebody else to make theirs in the hope the supermarkets who'll sell it for them eventually price it fairly against the wines the supermarkets make for themselves. Eh? 

All this mentality's international. And now in reaction to decades of mindless, greedy "ratchionalization" of ownership, management, manufacture, flavour and quality, we have the latest manifestation of how the fashion and business cycles of wine and music follow each other. Unplugged music has been followed by wines that were at first unoaked, then unfiltered, unfined, unfinished and now as unmade as perfectly natural vinegar. 

Most of this reactionary profusion seems to be marketed with line drawing labels like the naive stuff I put in my diary when I was seventeen. 

While all that edification actually edified, we encouraged global warming to the point where now, few great vignobles have much faith in their ability to  maintain the styles of wine they've always grown and made. There's chaos as people search for new varieties; more fractal mess as these new breeds propagate and winemakers try to learn what to do with them, even before they're shredded and shattered and shelved by that great wrecking machine outlined above. 

In other words, it's a total bloody mess of a drug-peddling business. 

Oh, the endless grief it bares. I suppose one could always become an æsthete, draw on the long dark robes  and retreat for life in a cell deep below W. J. Sanders, to meditate on the ways all those beautiful trophies influence the flavours of wine. Research. For tippling the tinctures, there's gotta be a return to the personal grail eventually. Everybody should carry their own. There's also something warm and comforting about the notion of a solid gold W. J. Sanders spittoon.




19 January 2018

CHUCKING THE BUNCH BY GEORGE

STOP PRESS: from the field telephone of trojanpencil@gmail.com George Grainger Aldridge, who appears to be dreaming of shearing sheds again ... it is that time of year ... often, however, he strays too far north.


JERICHO JOINS RAD NEW ROSÉS

Orbiting well beyond raspberry: Jericho joins the blush flush 
by PHILIP WHITE

There's an inventive resurgence of fine rosé underway in Oz this summer. Over the holiday, I saw impressive, thoughtfully-built wines from many who've moved on from the simple raspberry cordial sweeties often made from straight Grenache. Which is a waste of good Grenache. Unless you design a beauty like my landlord's Yangarra, which was grown to be rosé, and made to maximise those many parts of Grenache which aren't like raspberry cordial, ending up with a delightfully viscous dry whit-ish biodynamic wine made in big egg-shaped ceramic fermenters. 

Paracombe released a beauty made from Tempranillo and Malbec, and of course that crusty old master Castagna came up with another exquisite Genesis, always made biodynamically from Shiraz. There's your king. 

Other memorables? Of the Grenache school, but venturing one textural step away from the lollypop stuff into drier adult territory came Sevenhill Inigo, Pauletts and La Bise (with Tempranillo). 

Changes in approach go well beyond testing new varieties. The making methods are venturing well beyond the old squash em and leave em on skins overnight sort of thing. The old factory rosés made from run-off removed to concentrate other, bigger reds, not to mention whitish wines stained pink by the admixture of a dash of bigger red are now joined by lovelies made with wild yeasts and barrels, and maybe the odd ceramic egg fermenter. 

The wines are no longer side products. 

Given my prejudices, the Yangarra and Castagna wines are exemplary, but they've been joined by a new beauty at the front of the Casa Blanca fridge: Jericho Adelaide Hills Rosé 2017 ($27; 13.5% alcohol; screw cap), a fitting new addition to the popular Jericho suite. It's a delicious blend of Pinot noir, Pinot gris and the rare (for Oz) Pinot meunier, which I suspect has given the wine much of its glorious feeling, as it does in champagnes like Krug. 

First, there are no really overt cordial raspberries. I mean the fragrances surround raspberry, but they leave a void there where you'd expect it to be. I see insinuations of pale cherry, red currant, forest strawberry, pink grapefruit, blood orange, jackfruit - even a thought of passionfruit. Then there's that dry reek of burlap superphosphate sack adding a grain of piqancy to the top note, just to ensure those nostrils are properly open. It's a glorious sensual wallow: a long long way past raspberries. It even brings a hint of crème caramel. 

And that texture's everything I suspected it could be given its ingredients, especially that fleshy, meaty meunier. It has a certain viscous grace that's slightly sneaky, which is an olfactory descriptor I don't recall ever before using on a glass of wine. I mean solicitous, in a courtly sort of way. As if it needed any help getting into you. It may seem obvious but smoked salmon is the gear. With those very tiny capers. Join the chaise.

The Girl on the Couch 1930 Pang Xunqin 1906-1985

17 January 2018

RED? TWO BARRELS BY GEORGE

trojanpencil@gmail.com is George Grainger Aldridge 

LAST DRINKS: DRY RUN DRESS REHEARSAL

Pairing nightmares: what to drink with the very big mushrooms
by PHILIP WHITE



It wasn't exactly the outer regions of the newsworld that interrupted my mad nocturnal work. I mean it was Hawaii. The Very Big Burglar Alarm had gone off. Incoming. Check the browser. Okay I have friends from there. Are they there? The faces scan briskly across the eyelid cinema with the notion of calling but without even reason that's discarded and my stop watch goes automatically on. 

While finding it wry that the warning made no mention of things nuclear but only the goddam rocket my personal inbuilt nuclear clock starts whirring somewhere at the fusion of my meat and my electricity and it tells me "Okay Son, say they have five or ten minutes presume no safety margin damn what does safety mean now five or ten minutes in lieu of announcement from the golf course presume the fiend has already fondled the football so reaction business already engaged" meaning she's on. 

The thoughts didn't go ultra slow-mo like, say falling off a motorbike at two bloody hundred but they were both urgent and distant. As if taken from some secret protocol file opened for the first and last time in the face of oblivion they were to be followed and observed without question. Like the target menus available to the President when they open the nuclear football. 

So what did I do? I broke the protocol. I fired off the questions. Tick tick tick. How far across the sparkling blue Pacific full of water bottles is that thing now? How far have Trump's rocket's got? Will he finish the hole? Has he done a line? How long is the gap before China and the Russkies fly? 

I didn't get a drink. I got into bed. The Australian targets would still be on Cold War settings so the Weapons Research Establishment will be a goner. The airforce base. No more Adelaide Plains wines. Old Plains Grenache. Maybe they've added the shipyard at the Port. If they're accurate I'll see it from here. Probly even wasted one on Woomera. 

The Alice? Our secret Trump base is now a hole clear through to - gets out of bed to check the antipodes of Pine Gap: it's near the Açores, mid-Atlantic; gets back under the duvet - clear through to somewhere a bit south-west of Ilha das Flores; they grow Verdelho there; was that where Frank Potts picked up his Langhorne Creek clone on his long sail south? 

And it's not even five o'clock. 

Howard Twelftree in the middle, champagne lunch at Neddy's, early eighties ... wine industry: always too many men ... photo Milton Wordley

My good friend Howard Twelftree, who wrote Australia's best restaurant criticism for decades as John McGrath in The Adelaide Review, had once worked in the Commonwealth Health Department and had access to a vast number of pharmaceuticals they would test for release in Australia. His End of the World cabinet contained a dazzling array of these last minute medications with an unopened can of Players King Size Plain but he died suddenly at his desk years ago with his new phone in his hand and the cabinet unopened. I never heard where the contents went when they found him and cleaned his stuff out but there I was thinking of that cabinet well before I started crossing great wines off my list. Wines I also don't have. 

It's a couple of years since I last wrote of the most appropriate drinks for the end of time. This time it was for real. Suddenly, after two pots of heartstarter coffee the bad news hit so there I was back in bed in the dark, waiting for the flash. Think harder Philip. First, I thought of a glass of Krug. 

No such luck. Not on writer's wages. Didn't even think of other fizz. Brain went straight to the best Riesling in the house. Uh-huh. All gone at Christmas. Maybe I should clean my teeth? Don't be silly Philip. No thought of sensible rehydration nor getting water from the tap before the power goes off. Start whirring through the reds. Stupid to start decanting old ones. High Sands Grenache from across the back fence? Not a bottle in the house. The Castagna reds still there on the desk? Uh-huh. Only dregs open for a week. 

Since that strange night I've marvelled at how quickly the selfish brain turned to whisky. First, the 1994 Highland Park. Not a drop in that bottle. Second, the Abelour A'Bunagh Matured in Oloroso Sherry Butts at Full Cask Strength? That's up there on the empties shelf, too. And not a drop of Hellyer's Road Tassie 10 year old ... 

Should I even bother getting back out of bed? By the time the BBC crackled something about false alarm I was embarrassed that I was better prepared for bushfire or blackout - even hangover - than your actual nuclear war. Not that it would be long enough to be a proper war. It'd be a minor cracker night in a minor galaxy in a minor run-of-the-mill part of the universe. A spark of death where Whitey wrote of intoxicating drinks for his mates before the ants took over. 

Or so he thinks. 

In reality, there he was, still alive but numb in the cot. Since Sunday morning, when this typical fluke of human survival occurred, my ruminations have been sobering as they've peeled the infant simplicity of the mind facing termination. First, it quickly decided that all other humans were asleep or too far away for me to be of any assistance at all. While it seemed to rapidly exhaust its first burst of curiosity, it quickly became accepting of a very big unknown. Then, it wanted fizzy drink: the best there is. Third, it considered austerity and the Riesling of Polish Hill. Red barely entered the flickering menu. Instead, in lieu of comrade Twelftree's emergency supplies, it presented alluring images of three very strong liquors that are built to be sipped, not sunk. Had there been any in the bottles, I can't even say whether I'd savour it or schlück it. 

More typical of this typically human awkwardness is the manner in which the mind has processed it all. I'm pretty sure I first became aware of this particular threat of Armageddon when my radio woke me with the news that there had been a false alarm in Hawaii. All this reaction about drinks spilled out in the first few microseconds of wakefulness. I hadn't heard the warning, but its cancellation. I hadn't even been up working. There were no two pots of coffee. I am writing about the way I have been recollecting something that didn't happen in the order my waking brain instantly preferred. 

So I still don't know what I'd do when the big mushrooms grow. I did seriously consider going out to sit on the veranda to watch the black northern sky explode. Like, you'd never see anything like that again. Which is a bit like the Australian surfer I heard interviewed in Hawaii. When he got the doomsday message, he said, he walked "down the beach, to see if I could see anything." 

One thing I know: my thirsty brain is probably not the best thing to trust when recollecting the way I'd react to the protocols listed in that top secret envelope if indeed even that exists anywhere in this strange psyche. 

Here, sister, peel a tinnie.

bottom three photographs by Philip White