Black goo and bad white spirit:
by PHILIP WHITE
We're happy little Vegemites
Every single week,
Just a thought: I haven't heard one politician ever complain about the abysmal quality of daily bread in the Northern Territory.
Remembering some of the bread I've been sold there, I suggest in most cases you need to purge it over flame and then add the perfect Vegemite prophylactic to render it edible. It's blotting paper that falls to bits on your teeth. They call it Vienna White. I should sue for protection of the family name and give the Mayor of Vienna a call.