“Sod the wine, I want to suck on the writing. This man White is an instinctive writer, bloody rare to find one who actually pulls it off, as in still gets a meaning across with concision. Sharp arbitrage of speed and risk, closest thing I can think of to Cicero’s ‘motus continuum animi.’

Probably takes a drink or two to connect like that: he literally paints his senses on the page.”

DBC Pierre (Vernon God Little, Ludmila’s Broken English, Lights Out In Wonderland)

Winner: Booker prize; Whitbread prize; Bollinger Wodehouse Everyman prize; James Joyce Award from the Literary & Historical Society of University College Dublin

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06 May 2012

TUK TUK VENDO - IDEAL PICNIC TRUCK


Tuk Tuk Factory, a Dutch outfit, is offering this electric catering vehicle for about 24,000 euro.  It has a 60 km range and can be fitted with a solar panel roof to top the charge and keep the fridge cold.  Delivery is about three months after order, which means DRINKSTER's pinstriped version should be here in time for spring, giving us time to select the most appropriate driver and design the uniform ... something steely long and Nordic in jodhpurs with a crop, methinks ...  just as long as she gets away well ahead of the other three-wheeler, which is electric in a completely different way ... get on here and have fun designing your own ... Krug with the crepes and caviar, please dear sweet Gunnhild. 


 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yo mad bastard.